Hey Asshat,
The purpose of a facebook status update is to be funny, witty, succinct, and perhaps do a bit of shameless self-promotion. What it is not the place for is a detail by detail rendition of what you are doing that day, a place to describe a minute by minute rendition of your morning sickness issues, or a place to complain about your infant’s poopy diaper. I suggest you get a sense of humor, and while you’re at it — I think you should probably get off the computer and get to seeing about that poopy diaper.
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