Hey Asshat,
First of all, you’re in a poncho, and I haven’t seen a legitimate person wearing one since Sea World 1986. Second of all, you are standing directly above me on the subway spilling sheets of water onto my iPhone and making my subway ride almost as miserable as that time I was being frotteurized by that bum that peed his pants. I would appreciate it if you would perhaps your drippy umbrella over to that unassuming old woman sitting in the corner, or anywhere else… as long as its not by me.
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