Hey Asshat, You were standing there on the 6 train with your knock off Chanel sunglasses with rhinestones in the corner. Or should I say, rhinestone in the corner, as one had fallen out. You purported to be minding your own business, but as your head waggled back and forth as you derided the latest [...]
Archive for July, 2009
14 Jul
Excuse me, but you’re hitting me with your nail clippings…
Hey Asshat, There is one thing that could make this miserable ride on the L train worse, and that is the fact that you are actually clipping your toenails on the train. What’s worse is that you don’t appear to be homeless, or otherwise using this particular subway car as your home base for the [...]
8 Jul
Elevator Manners…
Hey Asshat, It would probably be best if when you see me furiously pressing the “Close” button on the elevator, yet somehow manage to wedge yourself in the door before I take off, if you did not condescendingly say “Thanks”. It really just makes an awkward situation for the both of us.
2 Jul
You Might Want to Lose the argyle sweater…
Hey Asshat, I am so onto you. The first time you trolled about the 86th and Lex subway station in your argyle sweater and black leather baseball cap, begging passersby for a swipe of their Metrocard because you “left your wallet at home”, it might have been believable. But, you might want to try a different [...]
2 Jul
I’d rather be friends with the Turd Smuggler than you…
Hey Asshat, I apologize that the reality that despite the fact that I am facebook friends with “Antarctica Bar” and that guy that pooped his pants in the 5th grade, yet I denied your friendship request twice is not enough of an indication that even in cyberspace I don’t want to be your friend (yet [...]
