Hey Asshat,
I am so onto you. The first time you trolled about the 86th and Lex subway station in your argyle sweater and black leather baseball cap, begging passersby for a swipe of their Metrocard because you “left your wallet at home”, it might have been believable. But, you might want to try a different subway station every day if you’re going to make this your schtick. When I see you everyday it becomes apparent that you are just a bum, and an incredibly uncreative one at that.
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