Hey Asshat,
There is one thing that could make this miserable ride on the L train worse, and that is the fact that you are actually clipping your toenails on the train. What’s worse is that you don’t appear to be homeless, or otherwise using this particular subway car as your home base for the evening, and you appear to be deriving sick pleasure in watching me gag. Nail clipping, toenail clipping especially, is an activity that should be reserved for home and the presence of your loved ones. Although your cohort of “loved ones” is probably minimal if you insist on constantly flicking them with toenail clippings.